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Fuck Off I'm Old

Do you have a senior pet that is moody? There's a reason why they are cranky - they're old! This tag says exactly what your pet is thinking.
$16.99
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should you order?

Because our tags are lightweight, most pets can wear our Regular sized tags. For cats and dogs under 10lbs, we recommend the Small sized tag. The below chart shows our tag sizes, so you can size to your pet accordingly.

Click Here for a downloadable PDF that you can print at home to view the actual tag size.

There are no refunds for tags ordered in wrong sizes.

Pet Tags Sizing Chart

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A naughty tag for the pet that has attitude - a tag that says what your pet is thinking!

Do you have a senior pet that is moody? There's a reason why they are cranky - they're old! This tag says exactly what your pet is thinking.

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