Always on Crumb Patrol

Does your pet have sonic senses at the sound of a crumb dropping to the floor? Or always on the sniff for floor crumbs? Then our Crumb Patrol Pet ID tag is a perfect fit for their collar!

$16.99

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/ Black / Brown / Cartoon / Funny / Grey / Light / Phrases / White

What size tag
should you order?

Because our tags are lightweight, most pets can wear our Regular sized tags. For cats and dogs under 10lbs, we recommend the Small sized tag. The below chart shows our tag sizes, so you can size to your pet accordingly.

Click Here for a downloadable PDF that you can print at home to view the actual tag size.

There are no refunds for tags ordered in wrong sizes.

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Addicted to Stuffies

Does your pet go wild when they get a new Stuffy Toy? Do they shake with excitement? Then the 'Addicted to Stuffies' tag is perfect for them!

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Cute as F*CK! (Blue)

A perfect tag for the pet that is Cute as F*uck! Our slightly censored tag is a perfect pairing to your pet's collar if they are just too cute for words.

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Cute as F*CK! (Pink)

A perfect tag for the pet that is Cute as F*uck! Our slightly censored tag is a perfect pairing to your pet's collar if they are just too cute for words.

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Dear Santa… I Can Explain

Has your pet ended up on Santa's Naughty List? Surely your pet can explain - a cute and festive pet ID tag perfect for this holiday season.

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Did Someone Say TREAT?

Does your pet come running at the word treat? Or the sound of the treat bag being opened? If so, this tag is for the treat-loving pet in your life.

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Dog Park Addict

Is your dog addicted to the Dog Park? Goes through withdrawals if they haven't been there in a few days? This tag is for them!

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Everyday is Hump Day

A perfect tag for those frisky felines or those playful doggies that just can't seem to get enough - any day of the week!

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Have You Seen My Balls?

A funny tag for the Tennis ball obsessed pet in your life - of course we're talking about Tennis Balls!

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I ate the Damn Elf

A festive (yet comical) tag for the holiday season - make sure to place this year's Elf on a Shelf where your pet can't reach it!

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I Eat Shit

Whether it's snacking from the litter box or at the park, some pets just eat shit. A nice warning tag to those going in for pet kisses.

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I Get the Zoomies

Does your pet have uncontrollable fits of running in circles? Then your pet gets the Zoomies!! A perfect pet ID tag for that zipity-zoomer in your life!

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I have Serious Cattitude!

Does your cat think he or she is the boss? Or give you serious attitude? Then your cat has Cattitude!

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I Hump on the First Date

A perfect tag for those frisky felines or those playful puppies that just can't seem to get enough.

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I Hump on the First Date

A perfect tag for those frisky felines or those playful puppies that just can't seem to get enough.

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I Love Sky Raisins

Is your pet obsessed with flies? Well you might think their flies, but to them, they are Sky Raisins! This tag is perfect for that fly-chasing pet.

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I Steal Undies

Does your pet go through the laundry and steal your undies? Pet shame them with this 'I Steal Undies' Pet tag.

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I'm a Skeet (NL)

A design for the Newfoundland term 'Skeet' - a phrase commonly for somone or somedog that's a 'hard case'. So if your pet gets into trouble, then they're a skeet!